Thats an advanced modern oxymoron. It was good, I like it and I beleived it. Man you got a way with using words. Thats like a lariat that does a snake whip on your back legs, I mean on the back of your legs – not that you have 4 legs – and pulls you this way, and thats what that line did to me and I believed every minute of it. Until I looked at the quadrangle that it produced with the verbs used in the sentence.
Have you urinated? Have you drained your bladder? Are you free? Because if you havent it will only come out later. I’m giving you some information that your bodily fluids may penetrate your clothing fibre’s without warning.